News
Jimmy Kimmel Slams Trump Over Recurring Two-Week Deadline Vow
While most people were attempting to enjoy a peaceful Sunday, President Donald Trump spent his Easter holiday issuing threats toward Iran.

Anadolu / Getty Images / realDonaldTrump / Via truthsocial.com
By Tuesday morning, the rhetoric intensified. Taking to Truth Social, Trump claimed that “a whole civilization will die tonight,” demanding that Iran open the Strait of Hormuz by 8 p.m. Eastern time.

Tom Williams / Getty Images / realDonaldTrump / Via truthsocial.com
As the self-imposed primetime deadline approached on Tuesday night, the President issued a digital update. He announced a two-week ceasefire in Iran, provided the Strait of Hormuz remains accessible to international traffic.

realDonaldTrump / Via truthsocial.com
During his Tuesday night monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the late-night host highlighted a specific detail in Trump’s latest announcement that felt incredibly familiar to long-time observers.

Michael Tran / Getty Images
Kimmel opened his segment by remarking on the chaotic state of national affairs. He described the situation as perhaps the most “dangerous episode” of the current presidency, jokingly referring to the day as “D-Day,” where the letter stood for dementia.

ABC / Via youtube.com
After summarizing the tense standoff, Kimmel continued his breakdown. He noted that while the world—and specifically the people of Iran—waited to see if a global conflict would erupt, the President ultimately decided to push the timeline back by exactly two weeks.

ABC / Via youtube.com
“This is how it goes every single time Trump says something insane,” Kimmel explained to his audience. He argued that the President often makes a shocking claim, waits for the public to react, and then retreats by promising a resolution in two weeks, hoping the initial outburst is forgotten. He compared the President’s memory and complexion to that of a goldfish.

ABC / Via youtube.com
Kimmel joked that the President is like a “conscientious employee” because he consistently gives exactly “two weeks’ notice” for his major policy shifts and declarations.

ABC / Via youtube.com
The show then aired a supercut featuring numerous instances over the years where Trump promised that a major event, report, or decision would take place in just two weeks.
Jimmy Kimmel on Trump extending his Iran deadline: “It’s always two weeks. He’s like a conscientious employee. He always gives two weeks’ notice.” Cue the supercut: pic.twitter.com/4vwvtr2ObK
— LateNighter (@latenightercom) April 8, 2026
ABC / latenightercom / Via Twitter: @latenightercom
This specific “Trumpism” has been a recurring theme for years. For instance, in 2020, Trump famously stated his healthcare plan was two weeks away. By the 2024 debates, he still only possessed “concepts of a plan,” and a formal proposal didn’t emerge until early 2026.
“We’re signing a health care plan within two weeks. A full and complete health care plan, that the Supreme Court decision on DACA gave me the right to do” — Trump routinely cites a two week timeframe for new policy initiatives when he’s just making stuff up pic.twitter.com/qTItTafxEV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 19, 2020
Fox News / Via Twitter: @atrupar
In June of last year, a similar promise was made regarding a deal with TikTok. Despite the “two-week” window often hinted at, a final agreement regarding the company’s US operations wasn’t reached until January 2026.
“I’ll tell you in about two weeks” — Trump on a TikTok deal pic.twitter.com/zwtn3nEHMG
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 29, 2025
Fox News / Via Twitter: @atrupar
Last August, the President suggested that the conflict in Gaza would reach a “conclusive ending” within two to three weeks. However, that war remains ongoing today.
Trump on the war in Gaza: “I think in the next two to three weeks you’re gonna have a pretty good conclusive ending.” pic.twitter.com/Is5OacS2IK
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 25, 2025
White House / Via Twitter: @atrupar
Earlier this January, Trump vowed to disclose the specifics of his plan for Greenland within a fortnight. While negotiations with Denmark were reportedly active last week, the public is still waiting for the official details.
“Two weeks.” Trump says he’ll reveal details of his Greenland plan “in two weeks”. Two weeks is his constant self-imposed deadline, that he often doesn’t meet. Remember when he promised his health care plan “in two weeks” during his first term? pic.twitter.com/FDaP5Z3wNL
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) January 23, 2026
Fox News / White House / Via Twitter: @MikeSington
Finally, last summer, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told the press corps that a decision on military action regarding Iran was two weeks out. When challenged by reporters on the repetitive timeline, the administration shifted the focus to the previous presidency.
a reporter points out to Leavitt that Trump says something will happen in “two weeks” all the time and then it doesn’t happen 🙃 pic.twitter.com/IEWCZ4mXtG
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 19, 2025
Fox News / White House / Via Twitter: @atrupar
Social media users quickly echoed Kimmel’s sentiments, with many noting they had observed the exact same pattern in the President’s public speaking habits.

STRIZZO / Via x.com
Online theorists have weighed in on why “two weeks” is the magic number. Some users suggested it is a strategic delay tactic, believing that the public will lose interest or move on to a new news cycle by the time the deadline expires.

Via x.com
Others took a more comedic approach to the theory, joking that the President simply prefers not to count any higher than the number two.

johnjoe / Via x.com
You can view the full monologue from Jimmy Kimmel here:
ABC / Via youtube.com
News
Why Trump Stayed Onstage Longer Than JD Vance After Shooting
President Donald Trump suggested he may have intentionally slowed down U.S. Secret Service agents, causing Vice President JD Vance to be evacuated from the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner noticeably faster than the commander-in-chief following a nearby shooting.

Nathan Howard / Getty Images
“I wanted to see what was happening,” Trump explained during a high-profile interview with 60 Minutes on Sunday. “And I wasn’t making it that easy for them. I wanted to see what was going on. And by that time, we started to realize maybe it was a bad problem,” he noted regarding the security breach.

CBS / Via x.com
Trump commented on the frantic ballroom scene shortly after CBS anchor Norah O’Donnell pointed out that it took security details roughly 20 seconds longer to usher him offstage compared to his VP. “What was happening?” O’Donnell questioned. “Well, what happened is it was a little bit me,” Trump admitted.

CBS / Via x.com
Footage from the event depicts the audible sounds of gunfire echoing from outside the main ballroom while the president and first lady Melania Trump, alongside others at the head table, observed a performance by mentalist Oz Pearlman. Moments later, several agents emerged from the wings before accelerating their pace to surround the Trumps.

KCRA3 / Via youtube.com
Security personnel then assisted Trump from his chair before escorting him offstage behind a protective curtain. Vance had been rushed out about 20 seconds prior after agents grabbed him by his suit jacket while he was still seated and hurried him away from the dais. Trump told O’Donnell he felt “surrounded by great people” but claimed he forced the agents to “act a little bit more slowly.”

Andrew Harnik / Getty Images
“I said, ‘Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let me see. Wait a minute,’” Trump recalled. The president further noted that as they exited, agents instructed him to “please go down on the floor.” He and the first lady took cover on the ground, he said, before rising shortly after to be led by the protective detail to a secure holding room.
President Trump said he “wasn’t making it that easy” for the Secret Service as it responded when shots rang out at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, because he wanted to see what was going on. @NorahODonnell‘s interview with the President, tonight on 60 Minutes. pic.twitter.com/Us7RqmMqg2
— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) April 26, 2026
CBS / Via x.com
As the current administration faces intense scrutiny regarding the reported lower level of security at the dinner compared to other presidential appearances, White House officials are scheduled to review security protocols this week for upcoming major events involving the president.

Mandel Ngan / Getty Images
News
Karoline Leavitt Hitler Comment Sparks Brutal Online Rebuttal
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Monday tried to blame what she called a “left-wing cult of hatred” against President Donald Trump for political violence in the nation, including the shooting at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Association dinner.

Andrew Harnik / Getty Images
But one of her complaints caught the eyes and ears of critics. “Those who constantly falsely label and slander the president as a fascist, as a threat to democracy, and compare him to Hitler to score political points are fueling this kind of violence,” she declared.

Anna Moneymaker / Getty Images
As many were quick to point out, one of the most prominent examples of someone comparing Trump to Hitler is already in the White House: Vice President JD Vance. In 2016, when Trump was running for president for the first time, Vance told a friend via private message that he wasn’t sure if Trump was “a cynical asshole like Nixon” or if he could be “America’s Hitler.”

Brendan Smialowski / Getty Images
Vance has since said he was wrong about Trump. But many are reminding Leavitt of what he said in the past:
In 2016, JD Vance suggested that Trump could be “America’s Hitler” https://t.co/gLmhUE4aDe pic.twitter.com/tRANtT2hYq
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 27, 2026
@patriottakes / Via x.com
https://t.co/aGNbxrAXTY pic.twitter.com/Ej6ftvLfYW
— aly кішка! ✙ (@mexic0la_) April 27, 2026
@mexic0la_ / Via x.com
https://t.co/yfsx5c0bTX pic.twitter.com/lwkyD9kQAq
— Turnbull (@cturnbull1968) April 27, 2026
@cturnbull1968 / Via x.com
His current VP is on record calling him America’s hitler in the past https://t.co/aHa0JUeah7
— Jason Bell 🇺🇸🦅 (@JBellSATX) April 27, 2026
@JBellSATX / Via x.com
Hmph. JD Vance compared Trump to Hitler https://t.co/z8DUkZLmjY pic.twitter.com/leTi8kQmWQ
— Fly Sistah 🪷 (@Fly_Sistah) April 27, 2026
@Fly_Sistah / Via x.com
so trump can call dems radicals and enemies of america and demonic and markists and say we hate god and america and his supporters can call for dems to be killed but mean old dems are the problem https://t.co/FVJkMD7dak
— Chris Roberts (@Robbins17Chris) April 27, 2026
@Robbins17Chris / Via x.com
He compares democrats to literal demons. Why is that okay? https://t.co/w1JjThnijX
— DancinInTheDownPour (@melknepp) April 27, 2026
@melknepp / Via x.com
Maybe he should stop acting like Hitler if he doesn’t like the comparisons. https://t.co/bwu6sxwJAn
— Jamarrius (@YungxJayy) April 27, 2026
@YungxJayy / Via x.com
News
Is Taylor Swift Calling Out Fans for Lyrical Paternity Tests?
Taylor Swift has officially earned her spot on the New York Times list of the 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters, joining the ranks of icons like Mariah Carey, Nile Rodgers, and Jay-Z.

Monica Schipper / Getty Images
As Taylor’s massive discography has expanded, her dedicated fanbase has made it their mission to analyze every single lyric, hunting for secret clues about the singer’s private life.

Christopher Polk / Getty Images
Take her iconic hit “All Too Well,” for instance. The lyrics, “I left my scarf there at your sister’s house, and you’ve still got it in your drawer even now,” sparked a viral investigation. Fans quickly deduced the scarf was left at Maggie Gyllenhaal’s house during Taylor’s relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. The internet then collectively demanded the actor return the infamous accessory.

Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images
The scarf saga became so legendary that music royalty Dionne Warwick even weighed in on Twitter with a hilarious offer to help:

Mark Sagliocco / Getty Images
“If that young man has Taylor’s scarf he should return it.”

@dionnewarwick / Via x.com
“It does not belong to you. Box it up and I will pay the cost of postage, Jake.”

@dionnewarwick / Via x.com
In a recent interview with the New York Times, Taylor finally addressed the constant decoding of her work, confessing that the obsession with her personal life “can be a little bit weird.”

Aeon / Getty Images
“There’s corners of my fanbase who are gonna take things to a really extreme place,” Swift admitted. “There’s nothing I can do about that. There’s people who are gonna try to, like, do detective work, figure out the details — who is that about? What is this?”

Kevin Mazur / Getty Images
“When it gets a little bit weird for me is when people act like it’s a paternity test,” she added. “Like, ‘This song’s about that person.’ Because I’m like, ‘That dude didn’t write the song, I did.’ But that’s part of it.”

Robert Gauthier / Getty Images
Fans are currently split on Taylor’s take regarding these lyrical Easter egg hunts. For the most part, many listeners are backing her up:
“i think it’s very stupid when people waste their time trying to find out who a particular song is about.. like just enjoy the song”

@vesperamyst / Via x.com
“maylors, joewives, and travwives all are gonna hate reading this”

@geokonic / Via x.com
“Thank you for calling us out”

@jadedmaroon / Via x.com
“Like how she owns it, the end of the day, she wrote the song, not the guesses.”

@LyfAcrosBorders / Via x.com
“Those people are the Swifties. And I am guilty I am one of that people”

@Filmfanatick / Via x.com
“People focus on the muse but ignore the creator… she clocked that”

@BIZBoost / Via x.com
“She’s so right. People get so caught up in the ‘who’ that they forget to appreciate the ‘how.’ The songwriting stands on its own regardless of whose name is in the headlines.”

@Me_dot_c0m02 / Via x.com
“Taylor writes from her own heart and experiences yet fans turn every line into a guessing game. Let her keep the magic instead of treating songs like detective puzzles. Shes right.”

@PrasVector / Via x.com
“Taylor Swift really said it perfectly People love playing detective , but turning songs into a ‘paternity test’ is kinda missing the point At the end of the day, the story, the emotions, the art — it all comes from her Let the music be felt, not dissected”

@HypeTime01 / Via x.com
“Taylor calling it a paternity test is the most accurate description of Twitter/X whenever she drops an album. People are out here with whiteboards and red string trying to prove a song is about a guy she dated for three weeks in 2014.”

@Reika675 / Via x.com
“Not Taylor calling us detectives with fake badges We out here with red string and conspiracy boards like All Too Well 10 Min Version was about my situationship too. But she’s righ the pen belongs to her”

@SegodiTlour / Via x.com
“I know some people in this fandom will be so mad…,lmao”

@DeborahYeboah16 / Via x.com
However, a different segment of the internet argues that Taylor herself encouraged this sleuthing behavior for years:
“I find this a little odd of her to say… she’s the one who taught us to do that. She capitalized letters in her lyric books in the cds for us to decode… now she doesn’t want us dissecting things?”

@JenelleLubig / Via x.com
“Taylor Swift needs to take her ego down a notch. Maybe her fanatic ‘swifties’ are all up in her business but the general public doesn’t care. Plus, songs and poems have always held a mysterious origin curiosity. Some are easy to figure out or the author says it. Others are secretive leaving the public to wonder. That’s the beauty of songs and poems.”

@moraltreason / Via x.com
“She literally leaves easter eggs everywhere and than says this girl, you trained them that way!”

@Claire8502 / Via x.com
“She trained detectives for years and now wants peace. Fair enough”

@WpFactory1 / Via x.com
Throughout her storied career, Taylor’s high-profile romances have been under a microscope. She has previously been linked to stars like Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, Matty Healy, and Joe Alwyn. During those eras, fans meticulously dissected her lyrics like a team of forensic experts to find any scrap of romantic tea.

David Krieger / Getty Images
She is now happily engaged to NFL champion Travis Kelce and is in the midst of wedding planning. With fans affectionately calling them the “English teacher” and the “gym teacher,” it’s certain that their upcoming nuptials will be the most analyzed event in pop culture history.

Kansas City Star / Getty Images
What do you think about Taylor’s thoughts on fans hunting for relationship clues in her music? Share your opinion in the comments below!
-
Celebrity7 days agoSabrina Carpenter & Madonna Coachella Crowd Sparks Backlash
-
Celebrity4 weeks agoKylie Jenner Weeps After Watching KUWTK Pilot With Stormi
-
Celebrity4 weeks ago26 Painfully Awkward Celebrity Encounters That’ll Give You Secondhand Embarrassment
-
News3 weeks agoA Psychologist’s Guide to Narcissism: Strategies to Stop Trump
-
Celebrity2 days ago12 Actors Who Shared Awkward Details Filming Solo Sex Scenes
-
Celebrity4 weeks ago2026 Celebrity Breakups: Every Famous Couple Who Split So Far
-
Celebrity4 weeks agoJada Pinkett Smith Alopecia Hair Regrowth Truth and Expert
-
Celebrity4 weeks agoZendaya and Tom Holland Marriage Rumors and Romance Details
