Welcome back to The Cringe Report, our weekly breakdown of the bizarre, chaotic, and downright confusing events happening across the country. From President Donald Trump’s AI Jesus controversy to Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the legendary raccoon rumors, this week has reached peak levels of weirdness.

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We also can’t forget the viral DoorDash Grandma incident that had everyone talking.

With so much political noise filling the headlines, it is incredibly easy for these smaller, stranger stories to get lost. However, these moments offer a revealing look at the current state of US leadership and deserve a moment of our collective scrutiny. Without further delay, let’s dive into the madness:

1. Pete Hegseth’s Interesting Interpretation of the Bible

Let’s kick things off with Pete “Holy War” Hegseth attempting to showcase his theological expertise:

Pete Hegseth quotes a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon prayer service:

“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost… pic.twitter.com/fBmZ5i09vu

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 16, 2026

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If the Bible actually included a $5 milkshake, it would honestly be the most relatable miracle of 2026 given current inflation.

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2. The AI Jesus Social Media Fiasco

Continuing with the administration’s unique relationship with faith, many Trump supporters expressed frustration over a social media post featuring an AI-generated image of the president resembling Jesus Christ.

Trump voter reacts to Trump’s post depicting himself as Jesus:

“That’s a disgrace. I’m very upset about that. I mean, how egotistical can you possibly be? I’m ashamed that he would actually do that. The man I voted for and trust.” pic.twitter.com/NJfkclFyVi

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 14, 2026

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Political analysts are wondering if even the most loyal MAGA followers are finally hitting a breaking point with the religious imagery.

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The president eventually deleted the image, later claiming he believed it depicted him as a doctor. It makes one wonder what exactly the commander-in-chief sees during his checkups at Walter Reed.

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3. Linda McMahon’s AI History Lesson

Education Secretary Linda McMahon took a questionable path while trying to celebrate women’s history. Her Truth Social post regarding Ida B. Wells utilized a bizarre AI image that left many historians scratching their heads:

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For those who believe accurate history matters, a real photograph of Ida B. Wells is easily accessible. Since Wells lived from 1862 to 1931, the AI depiction of her writing with a quill by candlelight is historically nonsensical.

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Furthermore, the post omitted the most vital parts of her legacy. Wells was a pioneering journalist who documented the horrific history of lynchings in America and was a founding member of the NAACP. It’s hard not to wonder how the current administration would actually view an activist like Wells today.

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4. Ted Cruz and the TMZ Encounter

In the latest installment of DC drama, TMZ caught up with Ted Cruz to ask how he truly feels about the president’s past comments regarding his wife.

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The internet’s collective response remains the same: it might be time to move on.

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5. The “Heart of Hearts” Economic Strategy

With gas prices soaring and consumer sentiment hitting record lows, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent offered a unique perspective. He suggested that Americans are actually feeling great about the economy—just not in their bank accounts.

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I’ll be sure to tell my landlord that my “heart of hearts” is full even if my checking account is empty.

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6. Marie Antoinette Vibes from the Oval Office

The president’s latest comments on affordability seem to echo a “let them eat cake” sentiment that feels increasingly out of touch.

Q: How much longer will American continue to see these high gas prices?

TRUMP: Well, they’re not very high

Q: $4 a gallon still

TRUMP: That’s what ABC says, but the stock market is up. Everything is doing really well. pic.twitter.com/yIxHXKqXII

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 16, 2026

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It appears the administration is taking cost-of-living concerns about as seriously as a 17th-century monarch.

Via Twitter: @atrupar

7. Dr. Oz’s Diet Soda Theory

During a guest appearance on the Triggered podcast with Donald Trump Jr., Dr. Oz shared a fascinating medical theory from the president. Apparently, the logic is that if diet soda kills grass, it must be effective at killing cancer cells.

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The level of medical misinformation here is truly staggering.

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White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt later dismissed the comments as just another one of the president’s trademark jokes.

Reporter: Dr. Oz said the President argued that diet soda is good for him because it kills grass therefore it must kill cancer cells.

Leavitt: As we all know, the president has a very good sense of humor. I have heard him tell this joke before. pic.twitter.com/k02uE6orIH

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 15, 2026

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8. The Shutdown of “Soldier for Life”

The Army unit “Soldier for Life” saw its social media presence erased after posting a tribute to Senator Tammy Duckworth. Duckworth, a combat veteran who lost her limbs serving in Iraq, has been a vocal critic of the current administration.

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While an Army spokesperson claimed the account was removed due to management issues by non-qualified personnel, many online believe the timing is more than a little suspicious.

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The move has sparked a heated debate about the politicization of military social media accounts.

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9. American Exceptionalism and Golf

The White House recently shared a post celebrating “AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM” using images from the Artemis II mission. However, one photo didn’t quite fit the space-age theme.

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/G0w8JOMRNp

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 11, 2026

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Mixed in with the lunar mission was a luxury golf course.

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According to the Donald Trump Golf Tracker, the president has spent 103 out of his last 453 days on the green, costing taxpayers an estimated $144.2 million.

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It brings to mind a particularly sharp critique from author Joyce Carol Oates regarding the administration’s priorities.

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10. Strange Theories on the National Stage

At this point in the week, everyone is looking for a way to cope, but some of the theories circulating among officials are getting harder to follow.

Bessent calls the Strait of Hormuz the “Strait of Vermouth” pic.twitter.com/nRxPUDOyT8

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 15, 2026

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Some people online are starting to think these wild explanations might actually be a strategy.

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11. RFK Jr.’s Heated Congressional Hearing

Health Secretary RFK Jr. faced a grueling line of questioning this week. Representative Terri Sewell confronted him about past controversial remarks made on a 2024 podcast. Watching the Secretary struggle to explain his previous statements was a highlight for many viewers.

Sewell: In a 2024 podcast interview, you suggested that black children on ADHD medication should be re-parented . Have you ever re-parented or parented a black child?

RFK JR: I’m not going to answer something that I didn’t say.

Sewell: You absolutely said it. pic.twitter.com/Gbfppd6PaM

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 16, 2026

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As the clips circulated, the public reaction was swift, criticizing the Secretary’s attempts to distance himself from his own recorded words.

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Representative Linda Sánchez also joined in with sharp questioning that demanded transparency and accountability.

Rep. Sanchez to RFK Jr: You’re spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock, and somehow you think that’s a better public health message than informing the public about the importance of vaccines. pic.twitter.com/GcwcEhuq2p

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 16, 2026

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The energy in the room suggested that the era of uncontested statements in hearings might be coming to an end.

Via Twitter: @factpostnews

12. Comments on the Epstein Investigation

When asked about potential public hearings for Epstein survivors, the president gave a response that left many unsettled.

Q: Do you believe there should be a public hearing for these Epstein survivors?

Trump: “The women, the victims or whatever, refused to go under oath.”

Q: Do you believe there should be a public hearing for these Epstein survivors?

Trump: The women, the victims or whatever, refused to go under oath pic.twitter.com/TuaxxUZ1M8

— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) April 16, 2026

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Fact-checkers were quick to note that survivors have not “refused” to testify, and the phrasing “victims or whatever” has drawn significant criticism for being dismissive.

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13. The FEMA Teleportation Mystery

We have more details on Gregg Phillips, the FEMA official who claims he “teleported” 50 miles to a Waffle House. CNN uncovered further claims from Phillips, involving spiritual encounters and supernatural interventions during his travels.

Our segment tonight on Gregg Phillips, the top FEMA official in charge of disaster response and his many videos of his claims of supernatural encounters.

Teleporting to a Waffle House, a dead girlfriend who lifted his car off the road to avoid a crash. Satan speaking to him… pic.twitter.com/o0HCJBZ44g

— Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) April 15, 2026

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When asked for a comment, the president admitted the story sounded “strange” but claimed to know nothing about the official or his alleged teleportation abilities.

Via Twitter: @KFILE

At this rate, most of the country is looking for their own way to teleport to a different reality.

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14. The Weekly Status Check

To wrap things up, let’s see how the commander-in-chief is holding up at the end of a long week.

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The consensus? The confusion remains at an all-time high.

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This list barely scratches the surface of another exhausting week in US politics. If there’s a cringeworthy moment we missed, let us know in the comments below!